In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

Agree, the X6M is the only good X6 because it is insane.
Kill the base X6, not the M.

Because no one want to acknowledge that this is actually you:

Gear oil, eggs of death

Obviously this was written by someone who has never owned an old car, for if they had, they would have known that thin brown fluid also indicates where you left your rusting hulk standing after driving it in the rain, and that red fluid indicates the spot where you slashed your hand open when the wrench slipped off…

Just after spotting the Subaru tracks, Muldoon's last image in this world was this:

"Go see Thor 2 everyone"

"Won't be running over Grandma THIS YEAR!"

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl ftaghn!

lul

Heyyyyyyyy Mama Lock Me!

This is literally the best pie-based conversation I've ever read. As pie-based conversations go, this is performance art.

PIZZA IS TECHNICALLY AN OPEN-FACED SANDWICH YOU PLEBE.

Travis and the receptionist, I ship it

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

Dear Europe,

I have come here today to request, nay, demand that Meredith recaps every episode of this magnificent show pro/con style.

Well if you need to lock down your stabilizers, you should get your astromech to do it.

As LSD said in The Producers, "Deutschland. Über alles. Baby"