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Gear oil, eggs of death

Obviously this was written by someone who has never owned an old car, for if they had, they would have known that thin brown fluid also indicates where you left your rusting hulk standing after driving it in the rain, and that red fluid indicates the spot where you slashed your hand open when the wrench slipped off

Just after spotting the Subaru tracks, Muldoon's last image in this world was this:

"Go see Thor 2 everyone"

"Won't be running over Grandma THIS YEAR!"

lul

Heyyyyyyyy Mama Lock Me!

This is literally the best pie-based conversation I've ever read. As pie-based conversations go, this is performance art.

PIZZA IS TECHNICALLY AN OPEN-FACED SANDWICH YOU PLEBE.

Travis and the receptionist, I ship it

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

Dear Europe,

Well if you need to lock down your stabilizers, you should get your astromech to do it.

As LSD said in The Producers, "Deutschland. Über alles. Baby"

it was in your heart all along

It's simple, the engine compresses the air molecules so tightly together that they become enraged like a bunch of soccer hooligans. When the fuel gets injected near the end of the compression stroke all of the air is like, "OY! Get the hell out of here!" to which the fuel replies, "Dude, we didn't ask to be here.

Right, kick ass. Well, don't want to sound like a dick or nothin', but, ah... it says on your chart that you're fucked up. Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

The Chevy Cruze has a turbo engine. It's not a race car.

You know what I find so sad about your side of the discussion? You post an unpopular opinion in a highly arrogant manner, obviously looking for people to contradict you. Then, you resort to two things that tell me you're just trying to get a rise out of people: you attack them personally, and you bring up the bullshit