Actually, no. This is more like saying if the only difference between a Syracuse vs. Michigan game winning 84-73 and one winning 74-73 was a single player, that player might be a problem. Even if he didn't lose the game.

These are luxury vehicles. They're meant to soak tire issues of all kinds. And yet, the effects of…

I'm not sure how beige diesel is, by nature. More of a sooty color.
(Puny little diesels are at least usually more interesting than mumbly no-displacement gas)

A paperweight with wheels that presumably still gets hotter as you attempt futilely to charge it by pedaling. Or by getting regeneration riding downhill. Hybrid brakes on a bike are all well and good, but this doesn't seem to do anything beyond what a planetary torque-blender or brake/motor wheel would do to ease…

Indeed. The "Footloose" in particular has significant points of fail.

Inb4 "Antiquated beam axle hurr durr derp" responses.

Here, have some antidote.

The iron Lambo reminds one of a Chobham-armored tank a bit.

Looking at number six, I can't help but imagine its inverse: a shoebox with a 90's Thunderbird nose.

Then the tears start.

At least its ugliness is harmonious. Kind of like an Excalibur.