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Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

Oh Honey. Hashtagging your clothes to show off your wealth is so vulgar and gauche.

DEAR UNITED KINGDOM: Come get your girl.

Funny how Trump was quick to condemn Barcelona as Terror and didn’t decide to blame the people in the way of the van for their deaths.

Im siding with the verbose cheater because social media pity-fishing is so obnoxious.

John Cho. I’m smiling.

John Oliver is actually posted on YouTube too — HBO not even needed.

Here are some of the other finalists:

There is a black lady on Fox News saying the Alt Right is different than the white supremacists and that they have legitimate grievances that there are ‘intellectual’ whites who’ve been discriminated against.

Then don’t read Deadspin. Stay off anything connected to Kinja. Or your social media sites, forget about those. Fuck it, stay off the internet. Don’t watch TV, don’t listen to the radio. Stay indoors, with noise cancelling headphones, in the bathroom, with the water running.

So, I see all these Klan members with their Confederate flags, and I think about the HBO showrunners who thought it would be a great idea to make the show: “what if the Confederacy won the Civil War?”

YES KESHAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

#notallwhitewomen

Also:

This is clearly a lie. There are no flattering pictures of the oompa loompa who grew too big.

Oh god. This is the asshole that’s gonna cause the end of the world? Not an insane genius, but this chucklefuck? Goddamn it that is just not right!

Time to repeat my mantra. If you voted for, or support trump, you’re a racist, cousin-fucking shit gibbon.

Jesus fucking Christ. I don’t usually wish harm on people, but I hope a lot of very terrible things happen to Dr. Luke.