Akiva Goldsman

TV>MOVIE
ESPECIALLY for DC

Despite all the crazy news from today I’m still stuck on a 17 day vacation. I mean that rancid cheeto basically gets days off every week and now he’s taking off for more than 2 weeks? Must be nice.

He should never have been NOMINATED.

After all, he may get more walls than he bargained for.

I’d be more excited about the grand jury if I knew it was going to end with Trump’s sizable ass in a sling. It’s like trying to nail Jello to a tree. (Apologies to gelatin-based desserts. And trees. And nails.)

Speaking of buildings, the Secret Service has moved out of Trump Tower over a financial dispute. Think about that.

Just release the Comic-Con trailer to the public already!

I like Idris Elbe and Matthew Last Name I Can’t Spell and I thought the trailers looked pretty good

On no level of the tower was this movie going to be a success for any fan of the books. The Gunslinger is perhaps my favorite standalone King book. It’s beautiful and ethereal in ways his other work, which tends to heap goops of overly sentimental americana and the same tried and true characters into the same story…

On the refugees held in Nauru:

That’s not a possum. That’s a badger.

Wow, that job performance is horrendous. I think most employers would expect a higher degree of diplomacy and tact from their experienced customer service staff.

There will be hundreds of books written about this presidency. Both why it happened and the many, many ways he illustrates what not to do. How not to govern, how to fuck up diplomacy, how to demotivate employees, how not to lead, the signs of Alzheimers/dementia/narcissism. He’s a walking case study for scores of…

Well, it’s not all bad news for Trump today!

My boyfriend is so excited that I’m getting him this instead of flowers for Valentine’s Day.

I mean, Tony is great, but he ain’t no frickin’ King.

Short video, but that’s even more reason to transcribe, right?

Whoa. This movie is coming out in February?

All these “low” approval ratings in the 30s aren’t really doing it for me. How is it still that high??? (I of course know why)