I got arrested for making people gay by throwing darts at them.
P.S. There are lots of stairs when you get here. I mean, a LOT. Also, we’re out of milk, could you bring some on your way? Kind regards, oh and death to our enemies. xoxo
You can’t possibly be this dense.
There’s a leather bar up the block from my apartment that would be hilarious (if written well) a little terrifying, and ultimately one of the safest places in town...
The scary thing to me in the book wasn’t the, er, space spider that gets killed by pedobang, but the local bully. The kid who was racist, kinda gay but REALLY sociopathic, and tried to jam fireworks down the kids pants. Because he is real.
I think the clown is too...precious. It’s a very glamorous clown, wasn’t Pennywise supposed to be kind of goofy and Bozo-y?
Swear to me swear to me that if it isn’t dead, you’ll all come back.
I think Finn Wolfhard has missed his true calling as that of a badass Celtic warrior.
I’m hoping the majority of the scares aren’t constructed of jump-scares. That would be really disappointing.
It looks scary as fuck, but more importantly makes a point of prioritizing the kids and their friendship. What a pleasant surprise.
These are interesting concepts, but... none of them have a foundation of black pain, suffering, and exploitation. So, it’s gonna be a “no” from the big studios.
Gambit, a thief, would totally entertain advances for free drinks.
I was going to say, you don’t ask your smoothest, bad-boy friend to be your wingman. I’d think you’d want someone who’s charming without feeling the need to hit on whoever you’re hoping to chat up or to be the center of attention. I bet Colossus is an excellent wingman, if he hasn’t died again.
As opposed to real life, which is so carefully orchestrated?
“why did you guys break up?”
“uh, loyalty testing cross over event. you know how it goes.”
“ah, I feel ya. I was dating the punisher before the Civil War. yeesh.”
I think the older X-Men would be too busy trying to drink away their nightmares to worry about Iceman getting laid.
My favorite is this panel from X-Men #1 itself. Jean Grey arrives at the school for the first time and, well, Bobby has a different reaction from the others.
I think Grace’s best bit was Iceman #2, which dealt with the Kitty issue. She was completely supportive, and the only thing that really seemed to bother her was that he hadn’t been brave enough to tell her himself. It was completely the opposite of what I expected.
Gambit would be a TERRIBLE wingman. All the guys would be hitting on him rather than Bobby.