So much talent and hotness and hilarity packed into two people!

Lovely.

Take a step back.

What I find baffling is in a place like the A.V. Club, where all of us are huge, passionate TV geeks, this reaction is met with "shut up, it's just TV, calm down."

A passionate response from the fandom is a good thing.

It's just a shame to kill off an interesting character when there are so many bland cannon fodder. No one actually likes Abraham, right?

Yikes.

… K.

You gonna be OK?

Ugh.

You OK?

You are the worst.

God bless you.

Cool story.

I adored Days of Futures Past, but this looks damn goofy.

There is a lot to be happy about here.

Well, shit, that's pretty frightening to realize.

… You… you understand the basic setting of the show, right?

When they showed the initial, proof of concept promo back in May, Savage had an army of Stormtrooper knockoffs. Wish they had in led them:

It says a lot how boring the first season of a SLASHER show that most of the cast survived.