Oooh, sick burn.

You couldn’t be further from the truth.

BRUV hold up, im coming too

Unrelated-but-Related-Based-On-Related-Stories: Amelia Rose Earhart is a cutey:

Of course she didn’t die in the “crash.” She was taken to the Delta Quadrant. We know this.

She’s in the Delta quadrant where the aliens left her and a bunch other random people the abducted.

I’d watch.

I think you just figured out how to save NASCAR.

A bo staff into the spokes will create for an interesting caution flag.

Fun fact: They’re holding values better than 911 GT3's

Also lacking in the cranial storage department...

Now that is a Pay Per View fight I would actually pay to watch.

Never say never. Wait 20 years for the nostalgia to really kick in and we’ll be getting Stargate: The Next Generation.

Ransom demands included a new coffee maker and access to the Stargate.

They are currently rimming Apple’s ass to keep out from Apple’s Blacklist that they were once in.

Woo hoo!

It’s already being done:

Delicate snowflakes of Gawker!!

Those people aren't smart. If a car isn't getting chopped immediately, it will be sent to a country that doesn't give a shit about not having a title.

Mid-engine Mustang rumor confirmed!