This took such a left turn, and I LOVE IT

I think it would be fun to have American Chris Evans do it. There can only be 1 and it might as well be freaking Captain America.

Instead of letting celebrities lap the track for the fastest time, they should let chris loose on foot and let the celebrity chase him down and hit him. Fastest time wins.

If Clarkson won’t do it, I’d gladly punch Chris Evans in his stupid, pasty face.

Yeah, but good luck finding a bathroom in North Carolina...

It does make me want to feel the Bern.

Thank god for science...

*crosses fingers that future presidential elections have a swimsuit competition*

If he really had a body like that, there’s no way in hell he’d be losing to Hillary.

secretly?

1st Gear: Dealers Have No Love For Nissan

And watery tarts lobbing swords.

I lol’d at this way too hard.

Know what’s more dangerous? Getting high, and walking out onto a track at night in a black racing suit. Your tired stupid fallacy gets so old so quickly.

Better than dead rear axels.

Umm cookie monster is in pretty good shape, I think a lot of folks would benefit from whatever diet/exercise regimen he is on.

It's like The Italian Job, but being Jersey, it was more like The My Great Grandmother was Half-Italian Job.

This seems like the best plan.

*reads headline and immediately goes to see if I got free money*

[Insert post about Hennessey stealing money from customers here]

It truly is different. If you’ve never experienced it yourself then you will never understand. I’ve never been as insensitive as this guy but in the past I would question the validity of others depression or anxiety. Then a couple years ago it happened to me. It’s something that I’m still dealing with everyday. I’d…