*innuendo about girl and fast toys indicated on side of car*

Illuminati confirmed

Doug, it’s raining here. I drive a Mustang. There’s no crowds outsideoutside. What’s the tensile strength of reinforced concrete?

What about riding a gator through the drive thru? We still good on that?

Mercy is love.

Texas was a country unto itself for a short time.

Heroes never die.

Can’t play video. Fail.

If I were to buy a Tesla, I’d want Elon musk to drive it to my house do a big smoky burnout in my driveway then throw the keys and an extension cord through the window of the house while yelling “you’re gonna need new tires” and then a helicopter swoops in low and drops a rope ladder that he then grabs and is lifted…

Fine but I want the free economy shipping.

Torch is now never going to get his down payment or donor car back.

And since this was Florida the only innocent party involved was probably the large alligator hiding in the bushes waiting for his opportunity to strike.

We shall now call the wrong Chris Evans “ginger mcpaleface” to avoid confusion

New top gear was crap. The rally track was boring. Matt LeBlanc was good and so was Sabine (but underutilized).

A good Mercy can make or break any teams effort.

I think to sell the Aston, Doug should just find an affluent neighborhood, park it on the street corner with a for sale sign on with his phone number (get a prepaid burner phone for this), and just see what kind of crazy calls you get.

*Insert witty suggestive innuendo rally themed joke here*

Tracer, mercy, d. VA are best, Mei is good but not as best.

I’ve had quite a few times where I tried to fire off a skill right before I died (or d. Va’s mech breaks) and failed. I always just spouted out a fucking hell out loud and chocked it up to lag and moved on. I’ve played enough FPS to know that stuff happens and the game just came out so it’s packed.