a Pack of Skittles

Fuck-ton of Ferraris

Good move AFLAC. Fire a comedian for being a comedian. Insensitive or not. Comedy is about making light of things that make you uncomfortable.

Any plans for a Daytrotter Session?

lol. (you're kidding, right?)

unfortunately basilmarceaux.com and metro ford are both real.

could be a couple stories depending on the station in DC

"This carw is sho fatht, the wing needsth to keep you on the gwouuund-uh"

you gonna eat yo' cornbread?

this.

this.

this.

Danny Trejo is pocked:

no problem with mounts on mine....i think that was fixed in the early stages of production

i was just about to post this:

Customers who searched for Unknown Tribe ultimately bought

GARAGE. the ultimate snow scraper.

that poor tree.