There have long been rumors of a sequel based on NASCAR called Race Jam. I’m in. Let’s do this.

I am less than 100% sure what this article was supposed to be about.

Dunno. I’d guess they’re more reliable than a Trent 900 tho...

GPU is more reliable than a Trent 1000

Right, but aren’t all intercontinental rights across continents?  Like how all cross-country driving is always across a country?

the Trent runs cooler as well

If you fly into Houston, you’re getting an Intercontinental experience even if you’re just flying within the state!

intercontinental journeys across continents

When Greyhound gets in on the action of horrible trips to nowhere we will have truly hit rock bottom.

Obviously Route 66 right through Radiator Springs. Sally will let you stay at the Cozy Cone.

Maybe not the best timing for this since that very union is neck deep in a corruption scandal. 

Neutral: Driving across Kansas gets a bad rap. The Flint Hills are beautiful, and you’ll find that eastern Colorado will make western Kansas seem populated.

This comment seems derivative

Rate of speed?

People are too lazy and incompetent to pull off vast conspiracies. If you thing that the government can pull off flat earth , area 51 alien hiding, moon landing fake stuff all while controling the media with child cannibalizing movie stars you clearly have never worked in the government. They are just not that capable.…

Ding ding ding.

Yes, it’s my hobby. 

So, this is some German shell game shit here.

This^^^

it’s helpful that every year is the worst so the comment will always remain relevant