You get a Trabant. 911s are built by capitalists

I will stop drinking clear beer if you insist.

Just exhale into the bottles you idiots how do you not realize this?

Tired: Federal Bailout

This is a ridiculous take. If you close streets to cars, how will the mayor’s motorcade drive to Brooklyn? How will NYPD officers use parking tags in no-parking zones?

No new infections AND a 439 mile range?  Is there anything they can’t do?

A classified command uses deceptive uniforms wow what a concept

You, a fool: Why do we need a Space Force?

There is no such thing as “property,” comrade

“Canadians weird me out”

It was definitely a better car than Renault’s silly Twingo.

If a 2013 Buick LaCrosse is big enough for Shaq, it’s big enough for you

Are you suggesting that a creature as short as 6'2" is a person?

Maybe these owners can hold some kind of celebration.

Are we pretending that even with Geely money, Lotus will survive the upcoming recession?

The other sports have directors and producers. Twitch does not.

I'm not the one who has to listen to the slur directed at me

NASCAR proved why you don’t want virtual racing.

Someone has to pay the refinery, the pipeline and the truck driver.

What if we just poured it into the rivers? The fish can store it.