That would be a tiny bottle

Do you also have a spare tire you refuse to keep inflated?

How do you drink Scotch out of a beer koozie?

I’m here for the inside jokes featuring bloggers who haven’t worked here in over a decade

Go off King

cc me to @oldtakesexposed

#PandaSteaks2020

oh no

Matt’s gonna get busted

i.e., editors

Are the crew members so irreplaceable they can’t work in shifts? Say, work 15 out of 20 races?

I know when I think of Formula 1 drivers, I think of devoted faithful family men.

Who even needs autonomous systems when the sheer willpower of Ray Wert can guide thousands of cars?

Yes, Mopar fans hate pink

Should I take $10k off a Mazda diesel or a Chevrolet Bolt?

If NASCAR already did that, the comment wouldn’t say that it would be nice to have.

Um excuse me, but the comment said fuel injection might be nice. The comment didn’t say fuel injection is nice.

Yes, NASCAR should really get around to adding fuel injection already.

BuT tHINk of ThE TRadItiON

Who will cry more: