I’m interested in knowing how many animals died to make this car

If GM supports globalism, that makes buying a GM vehicle good.

Why would you miss anyone when you share a break room with Travis and Bob

Don’t forget his male fashion empire

Wait, are you still freelancing here while running Road & Mack?

Luxury cars are family cars if you are luxury enough

Overworked, underappreciated unionized service worker: Please use the restroom in your cabin please

hmm

Mocking dictators is always the best choice

Of course it’s fake.  No real town is called Pembroke Pines

They’ll learn soon enough that is not a sustainable model

Nothing follows the tradition of liberal discourse and the Enlightenment quite like spraying paint at a government building.

These people were much more hardcore when they went by Earth Liberation Front.

Did you even try to contact me for comment?

Could you fit a hookah in the glove compartment?

Yes! We had to smuggle in blue jeans to the USSR. The Chinese make them at home; much more efficient.

Have you heard the phrase, “The capitalist will sell us the rope which we will hang them?”

The Free World would defeat China the same way they defeated the Soviet Union: with Levi jeans and rock and roll.

Imagine using peaceful balloons that make kids happy instead of weapons of war in your parades lmao

Oh no