PS4 cameltoe.

So, basically the PS4 is a black block with a shitload of vents? Because that's all I got from the vid.

Head isn't big enough, and he should have a machete. Purple jumpsuit is sufficiently purple.

NSMBU is the closest thing to a true SMW2 you're ever going to see. It's a fantastic game.

So, to like a Mario game you must be gay, but liking CoD is manly and awesome, right?

I wonder if you'll be punished for using Nabbit like you get punished for using the help blocks. (By punished, Imean a lack of your save file getting all 5 shiny stars).

OMG, yes, Riddler is so fucking hard to beat. Almost as hard as Krang.

By the end of the game, it was a chore and boring. While discovering new places and shit, it was fantastic. But during the triforce fetching and whatnot, it was annoying as hell.

Waist up, looks pretty badass... everything waist and below? Yikes. Disproportionate.

Why does he look so bulky and constipated?

This wouldn't happen in Best Korea.

I think we should allow inmates to have game systems, but only provide them with the absolute worst games.

Pieces of moldy bread and vagina-shaped carrots have sold for more than this...

Why doesn't Stephen answer his damn email he asked me to send?

Why does this remind me of Rock N' Bolt

It's being pushed to the PS4, allowing for smoother processing.

So the big difference between this version and the one on every other console is that the PS4 one has more tiny little details that you don't normally pay attention to? Hooray.

Devs are acting like fucking babies, and that is all. They contradict themselves at every turn just to get digs at Nintendo for whatever petty reason.

This is the most relevant thread to this article.

You wrote an entire fucking essay about this... seriously? About how you shit yourself over one partially maybe off-color throwaway joke? Give me a fucking break.