Remember when people were sooooo amped about the Ouya? Yeah, good times.

I was sold on Erdrick, but then they just kept going...bravo.

That fucking Mario music is so damn catchy; it just calls to me "buy me again, for the millionth time on another system" and I will surely fall for it once again.

Unless Nintendo owns the TM / rights to "Mother" in the US for games, there's nothing they can do to shut this down. It's not a clone of any of their games, and is a completely original work featuring none of their IP or characters. So, I wouldn't have any fear of Nintendo shitting themselves over this. IF…

Yeah, I don't know where you're getting your "facts", but history has a different story there...

Did anyone else notice that when they were jacking on about the touchpad, dude couldn't seem to swipe the fucking pad without snagging the analog sticks in the process? And that's in their official video...I can only imagine how well this is gonna blow over during real usage.

Except none of this means anything until after August/September of the first year - which is when all launch years pick up steam and show their true colors.

Where are your stats coming from?

Your comparison stats are a load of shit because you're comparing a launch console's sales against an established consoles sales during the same month of the same year. Go back to 360/PS3's launch years and look at their stats: they suck...just as much as Wii U's do in it's first year. The game releases were…

I know a fine woman you would probably do well to set up a date with. She wears lumberjack clothes, and her name is Anita Sarkskankzeenan.

You know what they really need to do? Just re-brand the damn thing as the Nintendo U, and drop the whole Wii part.

I pull massive loads on the street all the time.

Why is this news? And why is this on Kotaku?

I was always under the impression it had to do with the Blues Brothers licensing issues.

I'm pretty sure the Mega Drive has a standard RPG without fighting at all. I think the name is Fushigi no Umi no Nadia...or simply Nadia.

So it's Thirteen Resident Silent Evil Hill Ghosts?

If by nothing, you mean the lack of a SNES to run it, then sure...

It looks like Zelda meets Jack Bros. And I like it.

It's like Zelda meets Jack Bros....and I like it.

So what you're saying is that I need a sealed copy of Far Cry 3 to play this?