You know what they really need to do? Just re-brand the damn thing as the Nintendo U, and drop the whole Wii part.

I pull massive loads on the street all the time.

Why is this news? And why is this on Kotaku?

I was always under the impression it had to do with the Blues Brothers licensing issues.

I'm pretty sure the Mega Drive has a standard RPG without fighting at all. I think the name is Fushigi no Umi no Nadia...or simply Nadia.

So it's Thirteen Resident Silent Evil Hill Ghosts?

If by nothing, you mean the lack of a SNES to run it, then sure...

It looks like Zelda meets Jack Bros. And I like it.

It's like Zelda meets Jack Bros....and I like it.

So what you're saying is that I need a sealed copy of Far Cry 3 to play this?

I think not only was this song too soon to attempt to make another single, but it also reeks of genericness, and trying to hard to be another "hit" as well as trying too hard to ride the coattails of the prior song.

How dare you replace Mr Domino with a crab!!!

He pretty much summed it up with: "Your thoughts on arms may not be compatible with your love of shooting things."

Did anyone ever actually select "No" or "Exit"? Because for me, that selection was the console's power button.

Except this isn't an iOS exclusive, nor was it made specifically with iOS in mind...so, it's not an app. It's a game.

I'm a little confused as to why he suddenly wanted to kill himself after his super-abusive crazy mom died, but not so much after his poor dad died.

Can this really be called an app? Cuz it seems like... not....an app.

This is kind of uncharacteristic of Nintendo. They typically support all of their consoles well after their "deaths". I mean, you could still use Nintendo download stations and get support for FDS, SFC, and FC years after they stopped making them in Japan. I wonder if this is a cost cutting thing over U sales?

Fade to Black was fantastic. Played it it for the 4th time last year and it's still great.

About goddamn time Flashback got recognized as existing and being great. Hopefully that's really early footage though, because it looks a bit wonky and over-emphasizing on action instead of exploring....but color me happy for the most part.