64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

I literally explain in two paragraphs how much I think the chests will annoy people and how they ruin a fun part of RPGs. I also put the annoying chests in the headline.

EA also doubled down a single game engine, Frostbite, which it would use for almost all of its games, whether or not they made for a good fit. 

I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE LACK OF MANUAL AND THE REPLACEMENT COST OF THESE UNNECESSARY ELECTRONIC NANNIES.

Kirk, this is easily the best game review I’ve ever read, but also the best writing of any kind that I’ve read on this website. I enjoyed your creative narrative prose over the the technical trappings of FPS and other “data.”

Always good to remind the Penn State community that it’s ok to hug someone if they said yes.

*48 hours later, a bloated corpse washes ashore, obvious signs of suicide. The man is only identifiable by his striped polo featured on an amateur chopped episode*

“The only people willing to endure that kind of gauntlet are ALL narcissistic sociopaths.”

It took him that long to realize he was on the Bills? 

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

I want to say something shallow, stupid, and sarcastic that I’m sure I would think was funny and that will probably include the word “Millennial” but no. This is just sad and tragic.

Yub yub, commander.

and all three of her children, aged 9, 7 and 1

Virginia State Police arrested a soldier from the National Guard base at Fort Pickett

Truly a mythical creature. For I have met many beasts with three pedals, but have yet to meet one that troubled me in traffic.

Now we just need to spot one with a cool transmission.

“Endangered everyone’s lives”
Being drunk/high is a fair thing to complain about, but sounds like Ms. Gorman is the type of person that wants to “speak to your manager” when you tell her there’s no sales going on.

It was crowdsourced by a colony of carpenter bees.

Ok, I want to meet the guy who read Albert’s Woodland Enemies piece and decided it was bad writing. I get the source of the anger for most of the Dead Letters. But what the hell could you have gone there expecting to end up disappointed?

I know we read these and collectively laugh at all these morons. And rightfully so. But every time I see these letters, I feel an overwhelming sadness. I like to think that there are a lot of good people in this country, but this makes me feel really wrong about that and truly bums me out.