outcast “coalitions” of two to four male lions don’t get to have sex with females until their take over a pride.

Beginning of Season 6: Special Agent Dale Cooper takes Frank Underwood’s hand and walks with him through the woods. Cooper turns around and Frank has disappeared. He never existed. 25 years later, Agent Cooper finds himself in an alternate dimension, living under the name Frank Underwood and becomes President.

Wow congratulations you sir win the internet for today because nobody else here, not even the author of this article, understood that........................

Sure but if you were Joe Jonas you probably wouldn’t need a costume to not get recognized.

You know you’re in real trouble when the Playboy organization thinks you’re too creepily predatory to the point where they want nothing to do with you.

The people at my mosque would be awfully surprised.

“draw B.hole ring”

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

Sorry, Whitney, but this write-up is a terrible simplification of what’s going on. You may wish to learn more about why Spain is cracking down on the secessionists. 

I have some respect for people who admit they screwed up. It doesn’t change what they did - but I appreciate it a lot more than when people try to justify their prior bad acts.

I thought if Amazon was serious about helping a local economy in need and doing some social good (not sure they are at all but let me live in a Mr. Smith Goes to Washington fantasy Moment)...

TIL: someone gets hot and bothered over Greg Kinnear lol.

This is the woman that wore four-inch heels to disaster sites

I, personally, prefer the SAFE test.

Macklemore is jealous of the attention Eminem got for his anti-Trump bit.

I’d go with like Daniel Dae Kim or another Asian actor, preferably wearing a fat suit and whiteface, in order to pay him back all the cultural appropriation debt Segal has accrued over the years.

1. I live in this area. I could go on and on about how high racial tensions are in South Dakota. There’s a lot of outright hatred of Natives here. I myself have been called a Prairie N***** when I was 8 years old. And that’s not even a rare thing. I know lots of people my age (I’m 30) who have had that happen growing…

“President Trump, do you agree with President Obama that ‘Any man who demeans and degrades women in such fashion needs to be condemned and held accountable, regardless of wealth or status.’?” 

did i do it right?