The Trump boys look like a failed cloning experiment done in jars that someone didn’t sanitize properly.

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

Says more that their co-stars are staying silent on this though it seems they’ve quit the show anyway.

I know you meant that as a joke, but in a way it’s true. There’s all kinds of ways that things can go wrong inside the brain.

The uber rich, police commissioners, journalists...this shit sounds like a party at Wayne Manor. How come the Joker never crashes these types of events IRL?

On Wednesday, 19-year-old Monalisa Perez shot her boyfriend, 22-year-old Pedro Ruiz III, in the chest from a foot away with only an encyclopedia covering his body, killing him.

I’m sorry, but Obama wore a tan suit to a press briefing. And at one point he put his feet on a desk.

Not to mention, Mel and Sue would apparently start cursing if a baker was crying so that the footage of the baker sobbing could not be used. That’s some A+ hosting, right there.

I don’t think the magic of the original GBBO cast will ever be matched. They had real chemistry and genuinely seemed to have fun together.

“He’s a model... in Canada. You don’t know him; he goes to a different school.” - Leslie Jones

No! It’s David S. Pumpkins!

My thoughts.

Their target audience also includes the much-dreaded “we are on vacation but refuse to eat anywhere other than a chain restaurant” demographic that I despise so much.

I do declare, this scurrilous Richard Burt disputing the sworn testimony of the honorable Jefferson Beauregard Sessions is giving me the vapors. I may have to sit a spell on the veranda, sipping a mint julep or ten, to settle my nerves.

DOUBLE UH-OH!

Chillingly accurate

Gawd, I so remember this episode when Wolf Blitzer was on because 1.) Andy Richter was on and CRUSHED everyone and 2.) Wolf didn’t get anything from the “Current Events” topic. Not even one. Not even close. This told me so much more about him and CNN anchors than anything could have, to be honest.

I SAW STEVE BANNON WITH THE DEVIL!

Are the stories about his nickname being “Diaper Don” true?