Then why does Pikachu hate being in a pokeball. If there’s no consciousness in the ball, how could it differentiate or experience anything to develop a preference?

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

If the way Trump treats his daughter is what evangelicals are looking for in “family values,” then what the fuck is going on in evangelicals’ households? Seriously, they constantly complain about Hillary but defend Giuliani (3x married, once to own cousin) and Trump (3x married, wants to bang daughter). Is their…

I’m hip to the whooole scene.

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

Longtime Jez fan, first time poster. I created this account just now because Jackie was a casual friend of mine and I’m the one who sent the story into Jezebel. Just wanted to say thank you so much for using my tip and posting her story. Jackie was a funny, charming, kind young woman and we are trying to get her story…

I’m digging this graphical-update DLC for New Vegas. Where can I get it?

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

My first and last name also fit into Hakuna Matata and now this is my theme song. I appreciate you.

#COTD

I want this cross-stitched onto a pillow.

Fun fact! You can sing “Vagina Dentata” to the tune of “Hakuna Matata”. It totally goes!

Of course I know which one the vagina is! That’s the one girls pee out of!

Does your uncle work at nintendo?

Yes, didn’t you know that absolutely nobody was raped during prohibition?

I’m no doctor but that reaction is based on the brain’s response to suffering a traumatic injury and the resulting shock of realizing you have to have surgery in Brazil.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...