This picture looks like how the welcoming touch of a warm blanket feels.

J.T. has ascended to OT level 8: Dog Wizard.

I want to know who liked his comment. Kirby Delauter?

I'm sorry but is it just me or does this guy actually have a little :) on his 'tock?

"You wanna learn the value of something, sport?"

You could say I have...eclectic tastes.

I'm looking for people for my new band, Everything Except Country and Rap.

The fuck *was* Brett Favre.

Look in Wisconsin's bag. What do you got? You got some cheese curds, *both* fresh and fried, you've got PBR, you've got a Clay Matthews, but there are no fucks to be seen.

• A rodent's nest with multiple rodents in a plastic-lined box in a cooler that had thawing rib meat on top of melons.

Wisconsin keeps it as real as hell.

This couldn't come at a worse time for academic philosophy. I get the sense that Woody Allen heard about the sexual harassment skeleton in the closet and thought, "Now these guys have the right idea."

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"You're familiar with Encyclopedia Brown, yes? Well, let's just say I 'made some Encyclopedia Brown' on the floor when I was in college."

Her interview on WTF was one of the first I ever listened to, and is the reason I stuck with listening to the podcast. Hers is also the only one I've listened to more than once. Good to see she's gotten more writing work after the godawful Mind of Mencia.