New Pokemon. New Pokemon with multiple forms. New forms for old Pokemon. New special attacks. New challenges besides gyms/the Elite Four.

Yeah. Definitely not trying.

The drawings are called “pins”. You can think of them as brooches, for millennials! You can place them onto whatever you like.

I haven’t cleaned my mirror in weeks (I find that the mist of water spots gives me a real soft focus look) so I am going to ignore this advice for sanitation reasons.

I know which ham sandwich yours is!!

Elle Woods knows nothing.

Yes, yes, and yes! Or the other common argument: who will take care of you when you’re older? Having kids is no guarantee here, people! And THAT is selfish if you ask me. Having kids as a safety net? Umm, no thanks. There was an amazing older couple across the street growing up with one 40-50 something kid who was a…

Late to the party but just wanted to commiserate. It blows my mind why not having kids is not an acceptable choice to 99% (exaggerating) of the population. I'm 30 and recently divorced but I swear all I heard when I was married was "babies!" and how my dogs don't count. I don't want kids either and yet I guess to them…

To be honest, I don’t think so. I started dating her son when he was going through a super difficult time in his life and have helped him learn how to adult (sending Christmas cards to people, remembering birthdays, etc), so I think now she’s just happy that we’re still together.

It’s not at all ridiculous.

My sister used to get pestered by her mother in law about having kids (even though she already has one grandkid). The thing is my sister, like me, is ambivalent at best about having kids, and right after they got married, her husband lost his job. So eventually she got fed up with being polite and told her “I’ll have…

Wow. This probably won’t work, but if it happens again, tell your mother that it’s your decision and that it’s not up for debate, and if she keeps pushing it that you will hang up. (And hang up every time).

Honestly? It’s because the type of people who wanted children are usually the type of people who want grandchildren. They’re family people. This is what life is about for them, and you not wanting the same thing is a rejection of them, their ideals, and everything they tried to raise you to be. So you not having kids…

As a childfree person I can tell you that it is incredibly hard for parents to understand your desire to avoid reproducing. (After all, if they did, you wouldn’t be around to have the conversation with.) All you can really do is remind her that your life is your choice.

People were still telling me I might change my mind about babies when I was well into my forties.

People used to constantly ask me when my bf and I were planning to get married and have a family. Thankfully my parents never did, but my bf’s mom did. She even recommended I force the issue with him. I have no interested in being married or in having children. The only thing that stopped it was having a hysterectomy…

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome to your generation's 'Hanson' moment.

it was from his ass

I feel that when you assume someone’s orientation based on their appearance, you have exactly the same heteronormative viewpoint as someone who is homophobic. To say that “she looks like a ‘man’, she is a manly-woman, therefore she is a lesbian” is a messed up way of thinking.
A bias like this isn’t any better if it’s…

Question. If I’m on a plane and once it lands I get up and tell the pilot to take me to the place we’ve just arrived, did I hijack the plane?