I was in town when a terrible magahat rally coincided with the Juggalo protest and the Latinx festival. The Mall was big enough to contain them all.

why aren’t they on Farmers Only

NO! Please don’t do this to the poor women involved!

I can’t help thinking you’re 20 years too late…

Men in countries like China and India, where the gender balance is skewed or for various reasons it’s very difficult to meet potential partners, have turned to bride broker services that bring eager women from poorer, less-developed countries for them to date and marry. These women are no more interested (in a…

It’s STRICTLY reserved for little children who drop their food and no one else. 

Yeah, women of colour have been trying to tell the white nice ladies this forever. Nice white ladies, sometimes other white ladies will do stuff you personally wouldn’t do, like be married to Donald Trump and complicit in his evil. Melania Trump is NOT an avatar for your feelings of oppression and fear under the Trump…

RANT BEGINS:

God, the absolute disdain these fuckers have for anyone they see less than them is disgusting. That’s why there’s no point of appealing to their sense of empathy, they have none. They are completely morally bankrupt. 

So if Samantha Bee had worn a jacket that said “Ivanka you feckless cunt,” she could have simply said “there’s no hidden message. I hope you don’t continue to focus on my wardrobe.”

Can you.

“Does he regret it because he thinks he did something wrong? No. He regrets it because it ended up causing a situation that wasted a lot of time and money.”

Nah, Ivanka as Michael makes so much sense. She’s the one that acts like she’s above the vulgarities of her father and his business, but deep down is an even more ruthless version of him. 

Little Don and his painfully obvious, so very macho tough-guy hobbies — HUNTING! POWER-LIFTING! — all of which scream,“I HAVE A MICROPEEN” to the world. Does he have a really loud Harley, too?

I hate how accurate this is. God damn it.

There’s lots of things the Queen could talk to Trump about, but he’d blab and misremember and lie later on. Like, she could say, “Kim Jong Un, what was he like? So few people have ever met him.” And Trump would later recall, “The Queen, Queen Ellen or whatever her name is, told me herself that she thinks it’s terrific…

yea, but every time someone says a comment is “too far” I have to acknowledge that it is infinitely worse and more important that politicians/ICE/literally everyone involved in the prison (border military?)- industrial complex are physically perpetuating the conditions in which families are separated. It’s only a…

I’m pretty sure that if Liz II ever wanted to make sure the British monarchy would exist for the next 100 years, she could just meet with him, publically call him out in that oh-so-royal-and-British way only she could, and toddled off without so much as a handshake.

Or trump, he is literally an anchor baby.