@topsully: But I don't even think he emphasized the "now" as well as he could've. I'm not sure why I'm nitpicking this, but I expected the ad to carry more gravitas when I clicked the link.

@Java-Princess: How much would you charge for it? 99 cents? That's as far as I would consider paying for a simple app such as this. Also, I would expect it to be devoid of any ads if I am shelling out money.

@vinod1978: None of that proves that Android owners "don't buy apps." Maybe a more accurate statement would've been to say "Android owners, on average, buy less apps than iPhone owners," or something similar to that.

Despite all the negative comments, I think it's kind of cool. It definitely lacks no originality, and it's extremely weird. Just my style.

So if you don't use a condom there is no evidence? So much for promoting safe sex.

@vinod1978: vinod, I'm sorry, but why must you constantly make incorrect and misleading statements like this? I've honestly never seen someone so wrong, so much of the time. I mean, where are you getting this stuff? Every single time I see you comment, you're always making these ridiculous claims regarding things…

@abates25: So is having a back and menu button next to your home button.

@Sockatume: Very thoughtful, and also true! If anything, these HDR videos display what is commonly called "bloom", or light bleed in video games, because of the over exaggeration of the light sources and the under exaggeration of their edges.

@boobsandbacon: I don't know any one Android user who wants to run iOS.

@Instantpontaneous: More like this: "What do you want to do tonight?"

I would've gone with inflection on the "i can" instead of the "now".

@Settings: Good ol' USA. Sue people for your own mistakes!

@ExtraDas: There once was a magical thing called OTA.

@grysl: You're one of the lucky few.

@OreoExplosion: I agree. I wish they gave you the opportunity to go AOSP and receive updates straight from Google. There's other issues with that, like drivers and such, but I think many people would love this option: "Switch from TouchWiz to AOSP?"

"Why You Should Never Buy an Android Phone Because You Hope It'll Get Updated"

@maven2k: Yeah, the xoom seems pretty neat, but I'd rather not get stuck in another contract when I'm going to be using it on WiFi most of the time anyway. And when I'm not, I can use my phone to tether/hotspot :P. Gotta love Android!

Very nice contributions, guys! I didn't know this.

@boobsandbacon: That's exactly the same as, say, an Evo running 2.3 when it doesn't officially support it. It's no different from the Android development community - some phones have a stronger following and are able to push out developer updates faster. And, if you're going to port your iPhone to seriously run…

@Philip.J.Fry: I'm going to make this even simpler for you: they can run widgets, sure, but they can't run widgets in the sense that Android phones do. Many Android apps include a widget that augments the app, sometimes making it so that you don't even have to leave your home screen/open an app in order to do what…