If you're waiting to hear about news of such petitions on Kotaku, you'll be waiting a really long time.

I find them funny; I did laugh my ass off at/with the prequel videos. But when disgruntled Star Wars fans started using their ridiculous points as a basis for actual criticism, it got sad.

Mos def a razor that just got done shavin' pubes.

My PC is already in the garbage. Useless i7 4770k.

Headline on Fox "Moochelle Obummer disgraces White House with thuggish behavior" in 3... 2... 1.... I will go look now and post a link when I find it...

Because it's funnier.

"The doob" is the way to go. Cracked me up, and I'm going to start using it as my go-to cognomen for that particular substance. Not that my roommates and I have any reason to be discussing it regularly or anything...

I went back and forth on whether to call it "the doob" or exclude the definite article. Which do you think is funnier? I'll change it if necessary.

Interestingly, he's rumored to have gotten the box shot because that year at the NFL Scouting Combine, Percy Harvin allegedly tested positive for doob, which the Seahawks receiver may now enjoy legally as a Washington state resident.

I dislike this argument. Giving an honest answer to an interview question rather than a combination of cliches is in no way behaving like a cunt.

If by "America" you mean "old white people who take sports too seriously", then yeah, they're Broncos fans now.

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

Kenan Thompson's first bit on next week's Saturday Night Live just wrote itself.

That interview was awesome. If you disagree, you should take a long look at how boring your existence is.

Eh, I would've liked to see more passion from Sherman after a dramatic victory like that.

That was some WWE shit right there.

Just to give you guys some insider info, I was at that party. We were all having a good time, a little drinking, some dancing, Electric Slide in fact. Hell yeah! Fun time had by all.

Not the first Vikings pottymouth coach.

Is this awful? I'm just wondering if I'm missing something.

Kid.....I got one on my 27th birthday...