I bet if you reverse that .gif it looks like the PS4 prints post-it notes.

The Dude imbibes.

I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia" - but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line"! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha…

Rob wanted to go home, but Grima Wormtongue kept making him buy everyone beers.

Also, the whole alpha thing: it's totally discredited science. The guy who created alpha wolf theory has said that, while it fit the evidence he had at the time, it's since become clear that it was a badly flawed conception of wolf social behavior, and that in fact the notion that the most aggressive wolves are most…

As a current employee at Blockbuster (and by current, I mean I have less than a week left until our store closes), I can say the closing experience has been a combination of bittersweet nostalgia mixed with fucking around in the store.

If you're over 30 and you still go by Richie, you might be an obese racist.

Some have suggested that Incognito is the definition of a Schiano Man, but he sounds more like a Zimmer Man to me.

Obviously we all would have expected someone named Incognito to be harder to find.

Hey guys, you might want to check your site settings. I tried logging on at work using Chrome, privately of course, and your first paragraph looks very odd:

Did anyone else read this and think, "Shit, what if someone linked together all of my message board postings?"

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I am the walrus."

You don't think Frederick Douglas was talking about Trent Richardson being inconsistent on short yardage?

"Fuck the Browns."

"Are you gonna finish that?"

Even for the quotes that are right, it's still pretty despicable that football teams (I'm sure the Browns aren't the only one) use quotes by people that were probably said in the context of fighting slavery or apartheid and not worried about defending Terrell Suggs on 3rd-and-long.

"Age is just a number."

i know its amazing how she turned being cooler than you into a career i mean most of us are but we are not famous