@nigma.ed: He really is. The DoD is so fucked up that it's hard to believe that sometimes. But he's certainly doing his part to fix things.

@Nitesh: Well, it doesn't have any specific product suggestions, but Lifehacker recently had a good write-up on tea:

I really want to believe this was real.

@timgray: Give me a break. A program using 13 MB isn't going to suck up processor cycles.

"Why don't you just get a netbook fanboiz!!1 lolololol"