I was hoping the Shade Tree won Miss Congeniality, because that would place her number of appearances on the show at 3.

"Oh wow, Thomas the Tank Engine! Thanks Uncle Petyr!"

Thanks for the knowledge dart Oliver!

I think the bootlick monkey's full name was Sal Bananas, which is great name!

Thank god, for a second I thought they were resurrecting VH1's I Love the (insert decade here) special, although Arsenio Hall trying to riff on a My Buddy Doll would be worth, maybe ten seconds of anyone's time, so it's not entirely a wash.

What about that stupid Frank Sinatra ripoff and his monkey sidekick? They got a LOT of screen time on Muppets Tonight.

In loan sharking, a "vig" is the interest you pay back on a loan.

Hey…Let me show you something!

I remember when "All About That Bass" came out and a number of critics highly praised the hit song by noting how "body positive" it was and then later, the actual writer (a man, btw) popped up on the news radar complaining about how little he was paid from the song (which was a massive, massive hit). I find it so…

David Alan Grier was great!

I really hope there's a scene where the Mountain breaks up some sort of gathering, and an asshole says, "Wow, great mask!" and Gregor turns his back to the camera and removes his helmet, and everybody looks at his face, scream, and run away.

I really liked Thorne sticking with his principles until the very end, with even Snow acknowledging that Thorne would have done it again if he had the chance. "I fought. I lost. I rest" is a great exit line for him.

The Creeper looks legitimately fucked up on drugs throughout his appearance.

Have you seen Dolemite? The boom mike practically dips in front of the camera at times.

What a script! And the "actor" they got to play the sheriff… he's got a giant, white and black beard that makes him look like he should be selling honey at the farmer's market. Plus, in a film filled with horrible acting, he is absolutely, stunningly awful.

"I'm waiting for Dolemite"
"For who?"
" Dolemite mother FUCKER you heard her!"

The Human Tornado has my favorite line from Moore. After the sheriff's wife exclaims, "He made me do it!" after her husband sees her in bed with Dolemite, Moore (completely naked) utters the immortal line, "Bitch, are you for real?!?"

I remember dying laughing during a segment on Opie and Anthony where they talked about Angel's "amazing" trick of making Shaq float over his house, which was so fake that they dubbed it "Shaq balloon".

I kinda like Calisto's power of being able to calculate the best possible action in a given scenario.

Max Rebo, because he looks like one of those children's pillows that can fold out into a sleeping bag or backpack.