It's hard to say which is worse. In it's third season, after the FCC gutted the Saturday Morning landscape, it became the New Tales of the Cryptkeeper, and focused more on promoting good behavior (Don't Steal! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!") I'm not saying that the original incarnation of the cartoon was that…

That was Gravedale High. It clearly was meant to be a big hit, even getting a McDonalds tie in, but it only lasted a season. A great premise, but it was fucking rotten. Rick Moranis, who probably hated being relegated to children's fare, sounded so bored and out of it that he made John Candy's performance in Camp…

"Ear Today, Gone Tomorrow", about a safe cracker that gets the powers of an owl. Fucking wretched and from the last season to boot.

Favorite Episodes:
* People Who Live in Brass Hearses: Bill Paxton and Brad Dourif play two scummy brothers that love butter and attempt to rob a friendly ice cream man of his profits. Hilarious stuff.
*Four Sided Triangle (GREAT TITLE!): This one feels like a something from a sleazy dimestore paperback. Patricia…

Well, she was a specific kind of possum.

"The Bones Tell Me Nothing" scene is great.

Willow is full of great moments:

For a film that was clearly meant to be a giant blockbuster, there was a weird lack of corresponding merchandise. I think the only action figures that they had were real tiny and had flat bottoms, like toy soldiers. I'm not saying that they should have made a stuffed troll that shat when you squeezed it, but it was…

(puts on glasses): Ahem. Raziel wasn't turned into a possum. She was turned into a Common Brushtail Possum (originally thought it was a kinkajou, but I was way off).

The immortal, "Welcome to Camp Nightmare", which was really the first book in the series that established Stine's pattern for using really awful, unconnected twist endings that would make Shyamalan groan.

"Why I'm Afraid of Bees" is one of the most cluttered, ugly sounding titles I can think of. It's the exact opposite of "rolls off the tongue".

Who could forget Bone Chillers, especially "Back to School", which featured an insectoid lunch lady feeding bugs to her students?

He kinda looks like Jonathan Katz trying to cosplay as a warlock.

ahem…Problem Child 2 would like a word with you.

Remember that bottle of Insta-Tan that caused you to grow fur? Turns out, you're actually a dog!

I really hope the ending reveals that it was all just a test before the cast heads off to explore a new planet called "Earth"

If you caught the incredibly goofy graphics used to introduce the debate, which tried to frame the candidates like they were fighting at Wrestlemania, it makes total sense why the public as a whole isn't as interested in watching this than the Republican debates. Honestly, the (pathetic) attempt at ginning up the race…

"My god, Chafee has a family! And Biden doesn't care!"

Sure, it's perfectly true that there are times when, due to emotional burden and anxiety, we don't always make the right decisions. But it's really hard to swallow that excuse when you use that to try to deflect criticism on your liberal bona fides. Maybe not as bad as Bill Richardson saying, during a discussion on…

From B.o.B.'s "Headband", ft 2 Chainz: