Look on the bright side: At least Lisa Ann can put her kids through college

My blog, The Sludge System, has recently covered Cool Shaving Ken dolls, the theme song to Hamburger: The Motion Picture, and Fred "The Hammer" Williamson's commercials for King Cobra Malt Liquor.

I swear I lost my virginity to this shuffle.

I recently watched all of Clarence's episodes to this date, having ignored the show until Skyler Page's recent firing. I was surprised with how much I enjoyed the show, especially the voice work and dialogue. I adored Wizard Money Broom especially.

I'm kinda partial to Helicopter myself

Royksopp-Happy in Here
Kid Cudi-Pursuit of Happiness
Sebastien Tilllier-Divine
Dwight Tilley-Looking for the Magic
Blur-Boys and Girls

It's one thing to think, "Surely I can't be the only person that would rock that puppet's world", but it's a greater joy to find someone who also thinks, "Yeah, that husband should really be into his wife's dancing".

Loco! Loco!

Sara Newlin banging the guru (who looked like Mark Ruffalo gone to seed) was pretty hilarious (the music was a nice touch), although Bill talking to Sookie about Six Flags while in a tree was almost as good.

Don't forget dye her hair into a HORRIFIC blonde color by the last season. It looked like an 11 year old girl who really wants to be a beautician made her first attempt at giving a friend the Aryan look.

Well, the kid's name was Harry White.

The arcade that they hang out at, which also doubled as an ice cream parlor (?), was one of the most threadbare sets I have ever seen outside of a porno.

Who could forget the LAME running gag when the token white friend would always request country music, and someone (usually the parent) would respond with, "Don't Hold Your Breath!"? ,

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No, the real reason Jenny Mccarthy is getting dumped is because audiences don't give a shit about her sex life with Donnie Wahlberg

Yeah, Bean Bunny was a waste of goddamn time. Ditto when they brought in Robin (in tadpole form!), Janice (voiced by Uncle Joey), and Stanley and Waldorf (shown full body, which is a weird sight).

I was terrified of the Tristar logo with the galloping Pegasus, where it runs at the screen with trumpet fanfare

The episode where Gonzo attempts to figure out his species and ends up hanging out with a family of nasty anteaters was pretty killer.

I would be remiss in not mentioning Little Muppet Monsters, a short-lived sister show that aired after Muppet Babies. Muppet Babies was such a massive success that CBS immediately ordered another show from the Henson company, and the result was a a show about live action Muppets "putting on a tv show" for the…

For reasons totally unknown, I always imagined Nanny as a redhead and saw her as looking like Daphne from Scooby Doo after menopause.