Seriously. As bad as the Kardashians are, at least they’ve got their own thing going. Kanye West may be a douche but he’s a douche with talent and a career.

I’m 33, and now a lot of my peers are fully in baby making mode. My first reaction to a pregnancy announcement is always sadness, then bewilderment. That’s how I know I shouldn’t have kids. To me, it just sounds like a raw deal. Whatever prompts those people to want kids, I just don’t have.

I FOUND OUT ON THURSDAY THAT MY FINAL DISSERTATION EDITS WERE APPROVED AND I AM NOW DR. HURRIKATE

She’s silent because she likes the money and power. I hope she chokes to death on her smugness.

Come on, you’re all wrong. He’s clearly planning the suicide.

Those things are creepy and not in a fun way.

Never trust an Evangelical.

ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SO ILL SHARE THE STORY AGAIN.

I finally quit smoking a year ago and I don’t really want to smoke anymore and I see now how truly gross it is.

Why is everyone always having Gatsby-themed birthday parties and weddings? That book is about terrible people being terrible! All of Gatsby’s fabulous parties are just a cover for his miserable, lonely life built on a foundation of lies! It is not an aspirational tale!

we found Trump’s account everyone!

The moral of the story is, don’t run a marathon.

Just go with, “we work together, I don’t feel that Facebook is appropriate for our interactions; connect with me on LinkedIn”.

I had that same problem when I was living with my parents in my small, conservative hometown and working with small-town people full-time. I had come out on Facebook in college, and I had to tell my coworkers, no, I just don’t friend work people, to stop them from seeing how I was out.

That’s a great outfit! I love the wig. Sadly, that’s exactly what my hair is looking like these days. I should probably be Cruella DeVille myself this Halloween. Sigh.

i wish Rock Moranis would have at least 5 seconds cameo

No, “Everything happens for a reason” people are the WORST people. I agree with the rest of your list though.

They did nothing after one of their own was nearly killed, and when 20 babies were massacred. They will NEVER care about this issue.

DIE