he pulled it out of his ass, most likely. just like this:

I knew he was bad but this has me floored. You think this is a lark? They never caught the four men who raped me. But I had sooooo much fun pointing fingers. Right.

In fact I was terrified of looking at line-ups since I was roofied and I had few clear memories. I was so scared of pointing out the wrong brothers to a…

Pie Horse?! A horse delivering pies! Yes, let's do this. Off to the Kickstarters!!1!1

As a medical student that literally just finished 6 hours of lectures and seminars about sensitivity when discussing end of life care, it is BEYOND appalling to see my fellow humans speak so flippantly about the death of this young woman. To judge and to pretend you understand her situation is monumentally insensitive…

Barbie doesn't age. Humans do. Have fun with that.

This reads like

Can Zimmerman fight the Biebs?

This shit made me cry at the gym while on the treadmill at 6am yesterday morning while watching the local news (I'm in Buffalo)

The fact that specific men in your life had a bad experience with alimony/support payments is not a strong argument in favor of modifying the current neutral language of the law. It is an argument for getting better people in charge of applying said law. And it is certainly not an argument in favor of allowing the…

I've always hated the idea of zoos. It's like we've trapped all these wild animals together in a park in a very large city, and they're paying us back with all these horrible smells.

She's the most conventionally attractive and that's the only reason she's scoring covers over the other Girls who are arguably more interesting both on and off-screen.

That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets!

Beyonce is a narcissist. You are wasting your time asking for an apology, and wasting it if you are defending her. You don't exist in her world.

Mrs. Bush was evidently in need of medical care anyway, so this, this is working out very well for her.

If I went around saying "Happy Ramadan" or "Happy Eid" to everyone during my religious holiday, people would look at me like I'm nuts. So no, it's not rude to say "I don't celebrate, but enjoy your holiday."

When will QVC dump Joan Rivers. MSNBC and CNN have dumped people for less. We should have a social media campaign for QVC to dump her. Such a pure hateful woman. Pedojokes are beyond disgusting.

lol are you calling me flatchested because I don't think Adam Levine is attractive?

I hate it. But then again I hated BFing and feel really shitty about it.