Are you telling me that even when we women folk are only around each other on the interwebz that our crazy lady hormones still sync up? My menstrual agenda of the night is eating fried chicken, and washing it down with a vodka tonic while marathoning "Wallander."

Jezebel, I'm wondering if I have a bad friend or if I'm being a bad friend. I've recently have had several interactions with a friend that have left me feeling unpleasant.

So I mentioned earlier in the week that I'm looking into volunteering for RAINN's hotline in their D.C. office; well, I've been approved, and I'll be doing my in-person training in November. Hope I do well.

I recently aborted a pregnancy with a great fucking guy. I like him a lot. I want to be a mom. He wants to be a dad. We're still together.

"Ladies seamen 12 O'Clock!" "I pray that when I turn around, there are sailors, because with you, you never know."

What is there to "find out" about a woman wearing as much make up as the picture on the right? If you believe there are women whose clean, natural faces look like that, that's your problem.

They feel tricked because to them a woman is first and foremost a thing to brag with to their friends. If she used any sort of "enhancer", her bragging-value decreases and that's like a real tragedy in broland.

I will pay that first gentleman several tens of dollars to model his underpants in my house to assist in the wage gap.

This is just prior to him being put into his car seat...

Doug Barry usually does the Sunday Dirt Bag. Does this mean...could it be that Doug Barry is finally gone??

I remember someone bringing these mini chocolate cakes over for thanksgiving. They looked amazing! And they had a hallow center that was filled, I was staring at them all through dinner.

Your usage of gif wins ALL OF THE PRIZES! I'm sorry that it was disappointing. Cake almost always disappoints me.

Have you ever had the ice cream cupcakes from Coldstone? Now that is something that won't crush your dreams.

I have 2 roommates, one female and one male. Our male roommate is awesome, but we rarely see him because he usually sleeps at his girlfriends house. Last week he VERY drunk at a party and told me that the reason he's never around is because his girlfriend hates me and the other female roommate. (When he moved in they…

Is that Michelle Bachmann?

As a card carrying memeber of the "Change that racist as fuck team name" brigade speak for all of us when I say "We don't want your help, Jenny."

You never have to touch it, and you can let it go somewhere far away.

I remember that too! I miss my star.

RIP SNL