Also, here is an unrelated gif of a duck being vacuumed:

It'll take 3 days before he can come up with a good one because, with the way his finances work ...

Oh man- this pisses me off so much. I was in the store with my little sister two weeks ago- and she's wearing her Patriot's jersey (The whole family had to bail on Buffalo when they dropped Doug Floutie. It was a dark day in our household. We take the CFL very seriously.) Anyway the guy at the counter spent about 10…

Hilarious! This comedy is as fresh and exciting as The Lockhorns!

I frackin hate that day. My girlfriend knows more about football then I do!

Come on Kevin, this joke is old and tired. Give me a challenge here!

I still haven't figured out what I'm even typing this on.

I also call bullshit. My cat, who I left with my mom, was dying and on my last call to her (when I callen my mom I would always talk to the cat, who would promptly purr like a madwoman and rool over for belly rubs.) meowed. She hadn't done that in weeks. She knew it was me and wanted to say goodbye.

I too think this is somewhat BS. Cats are highly intelligent and perceptive creatures that can give a fuck or not. Just like people. Dogs are more likely to get attached = 100x yes and true. However, there are stories of damn replies and wild animals getting fully attached to their human companions, do people really…

This giant baby?

Sounds to me like an anti-cat agenda being pushed by a dog person. Pfft!

Okay but, you know, my cat even waits for me outside the bathroom. He CAN'T get enough of me, for real.

I'm convinced it's the lack of consent they like.

Because they find the taboo act of violating women's privacy sexually stimulating. Or, they just see all women at all times as sexual objects to be used for their gratification, even when they are in a nonsexual ,innocuous milieu.

depends on the cat. I've had two, and both were fine with water. My current cat is completely indifferent to it, which is nice because I can just hose him off in the bathtub when he poops on himself.

He was using a LONG LENS you fucking scab, for the purpose of snapping these shots, without which he COULD NOT HAVE seen up their skirts. Ergo, nothing was "on display".

I don't understand why men do this.

Because by existing in public a woman grants permission to be plastered on the Internet.

Bad people are everywhere.

Thankfully, so far, good people have also been everywhere.