Good to know someone else knows the exact scene that photo came from, as well as quote it.

Please, if you actually look at a woman wearing a lot of makeup and think that is natural, than you are an idiot.

I will gladly help you fund this endeavor if you like.

1994? That must be the year he was conceived or something.

Sadly, I love sweets so much the anticipation ruins it for me.

I haven't tried those yet. But next time I see a Coldstone I will for sure.

So, I went to this place where they have cupcakes and they put ice cream and sprinkles on the top. It just seemed all to wonderful, however it wasn't, and

Oh nice! and they are affordable.

I miss my star too. I was so proud the day I was starred.

How does one trap a mouse? In a nice way, no traps because I can't deal with that.

I really do not understand how people are so passionate about maintaining the Redskins current name. I've heard people who aren't even fans go haywire over it. Needless to say, I agree with anyone who says change it.

I see a lot of Craigslist postings where the maximum age is 25. (

My cat does that, now I know what is coming next.

Nope, I am open to all suggestions.

I have a lot of free time my hands right now, and I am trying to keep my mind off work and all else that is going on.

Did I bring something bad upon myself!?

So, this has been my last few months. I live alone in a corner apartment, and it's quite nice, blah blah. Anyhow, a few months ago I started to hear strange noises like at odd times, foot steps and voices etc. I was too afraid to look out and I'm the only one (so I thought) that had access to that level in my…

Yes, I am the same way. I can poop and leave (after flushing of course). Plus sometimes public bathrooms are empty, so privacy! Not that I care. Even better, pooping at work because I love the feeling of getting paid to poop.

Soooo, is everyone off partying tonight? I'm going on vacation this week, so I am stuck home cleaning/packing.

All the words you need to know are in the Bible!