Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

The music of the original is glorious:

The media needs to stop giving her a platform. The only possible response to Gobbels Barbie here is screaming “fuck you” loud enough to drown her out. She’s nothing but propaganda kept upright by six inches deep pancake makeup and contempt for all living beings.

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I mean...

Minogue’s attorneys also described Jenner as “a secondary reality television personality,”

Here’s this, my dog and kitty, being kind of cute. It’s all I got.

I keep reading about her soul crushing hatred of him. Where is this info I need to read it!

Have you watched united States of Tara? She plays my favorite character in it.

I’m agreeing with everybody that it was the booze. But I’m loving all the Noni!!! So much Noni!! And now she’s a meme:

>I dunno if I’ll buy it, but I’ll try on a sample or at least go smell it, for sure.

You were close enough to smell her? Lucky you! Is she nice?

Yeah same, I think Jolie looks like she smells luscious. That’s a very evocative description and more or less what I imagine too!

I think she’ll smell ethereal. Pitt on the other hand....

Brad is kind of famous for not being fastidious about grooming but Angelina? She probably smells like the grasses of the Serengeti mixed with Tibetan incense, with a subtle note of something sour that would be a bit too pungent on it’s own but somehow perfect when combined with the rest.

She always seemed kind of neutral but Angie-specific to me. Like the smell you realize your house has when you come home after a while.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.