HA! Thank you, it’s amazing.

Wait wait where is this??

One more time for the cheap seats!

I feel that. Except mine happens when I am a little too cold. Could not stay awake during driver’s ed, nor during any college lecture, and sometimes when the heat in my office doesn’t kick in... I have literally gone to the bathroom and taken a little rest in a stall to try and get myself back together. Boyfriend is…

I can imagine having your career trashed on the basis that you are a stereotypically attractive man from a privileged background is a bit shit. Given he is an actor in the public eye, I agree he needs a thicker skin, but I can understand being rightfully a bit pissed to have a piece like that written.

Kylie isn’t Armenian, she is not a Kardashian.

Oh no, they’re Louis. Louis taking a page from Balenciaga. Still obsessed.

And also Jaden’s shoes are Balenciaga and I am obsessed.

Sarah Silverman was nominated for best comedy album, that’s why she was there!

Dylan was adopted by both Woody and Mia. And Ronan is likely Frank Sinatra’s kid. He looks like what would happen if Frank and Mia had a kid.

Is that the lady who had the infomercial where she used Pepsi in a dessert??

I have to agree with you. It’s weird to be in a world where Allen is the least creepy man in the room. It’s also important to take into account that Woody was investigated by the FBI and cleared of charges, that the children over the age of 5 who and the nanny who were in the house at the time of the alleged event and…

Yeah, that was her mom and it was in self defense. Everyone knows that, it’s literally the third thing you learn about Charlize, it comes after “She is insanely beautiful” and “She is insanely talented.”

I know, everyone is all over Tony Moly, Too Cool For School (my favorite, their Fresh Gore sleeping pack is my jam), and then heavy hitters like SK-II and Amore Pacific, but Dr. Jart is one too.

Dr. Jart is a Korean brand, you think they would be better!

I knew a teacher who had a student named Placenta. She decided to ask the mom how she chose the name. The mother told her “I heard it in the hospital and thought it sounded pretty.”

For every woman who was creeped out by Weinstein, another 5 slept with him.

Foreigners can own property in Mexico. Depending on the area, sometimes a real estate trust must be set up to hold the property title for foreigners. Not that this is the important part, but yes, he can own the villa.

Bingo co-produced it, but he did not direct.

Not to be that person, but it should be “Visual effects-heavy” not “Special effects-heavy”. Special effects are practical, like using dynamite for an explosion in a scene.