You know, maybe the name has nothing to do with the book in this instance? The name was around before the book was written - as you know it’s a nickname for Dolores, a name which happens to mean ‘suffering.’ I think it’s pretty clear they named the pattern Lolita because of the short suffering you will endure looking…

The amount of women I know who have had the same problem is insane. Women are crazy tough. My mom always told me I nursed for a fairly long time, and recently I had some guilt about it when she pointed out my teeth had started coming in.

Totally thought the same thing until my boss had a kid. Depends on the kid. Food allergies, weight, developmental rate can vary. As long as it’s not to the point of causing the kid psychological damage, it’s not freakish to go up to 24 months.

And the preemptive rebuttal to anyone who wants to come in here say “Yeah, like guns! Don’t take my guns! Freedom!” no. That shit kills. When something results in negative consequences every damn day for a year, lock it up. A nipple, a marriage, recycling, veganism, live and let live. A gun and bullet gets locked up…

Wendy Williams, stop it. I really wish we could start having ‘personalities’ who are both entertaining and intelligent. Why this shift to provocation through idiocy? Why?

Me too me too! I think it is, I really think it is.

Tippi Hedren is still alive. Otherwise very astute and profound comment. 5 stars.

This was 100% what I would think James Franco’s music would sound like and it is also 100% what I would think a pretentious MFA grad student with a penchant for ‘performance art’ would make.

Best photos ever taken of these two!

His father’s company has a yearly turnover of $15 million. McMansion level.

That Boomerang song is so bad and dumb for a lot of reasons, but like James Dean and Audrey? The fuck? Like, I don’t think they ever even met?

I know a lot of people who worked with her on project very recently, and last night one of them told me the album drop date. I feel like I’m trading in insider information, but if my source is to be trusted, it’s going to be out really fucking soon. Like this week soon.

Given the song is about how creepy it is for an adult man to use baby talk with an adult woman, I think mixing a Lolita-esque sexualization with some very awkward, silly, and distinctly unsexy movement / imagery is a bit clever. For every moment of eyelash batting, there’s temper tantrums, food throwing, fat baby…

I have an uncle named Saint and it is just such a stupid name. Saying “Uncle Saint” makes me feel like an idiot.

I was a very lucky child, having an older sibling. I saw her get caught coming home drunk and puking in front of our parents, I was there when they found cigarettes in her purse, condoms in her trash, and I definitely heard about my mom driving past my sister as she was coming back to school drunk after skipping math…

Billie Lourd, daughter of Carrie Fisher and Brian Lourd! She plays Chanel No. 3 on ‘Scream Queens’ and also has a small role in the forthcoming Star Wars (I really wonder how she got the part!)

Stellar use of baby Leia in that gif!

I cannot wait to buy this. I really, really cannot wait to buy this.

I just read this twice and can’t figure out what was being corrected into what.

My co-worker was on the cruise. She came back yesterday and was like, “I had so much fun! I’m still hungover! Oh yeah, we never got to Mexico, someone jumped off the boat.”