Has anybody done an analysis of NBC's Big Glowy Plinko yet? Without doing the math, it seems to me that the right strategy is to always tear up the contract. Teams always seem to come out of the first round with forty to fifty thousand, and the most they'd add on is $120,000 ($20K times six questions). The wall total…

Three somebodies, which apparently blows the WOT budget for damn near a week.

Oh, they were fine. Balki and Tom Arnold less so.

The Gong Show tonight was better than week one, but still not that good. Judges were Fred Armisen, Elizabeth Banks, and and Will Forte, overall a better panel. They had the Shaving Cream singalong again, I guess that's going to happen every week?

So, Battle of the Network Stars could've sucked more, but, man, were a lot of the participants on the older side, and none of them were atletic at all. Kim Fields and Lisa Whelchel were on the original way back when, and teamed up again tonight. Tug of War, yes, Simon Says, no.

Ouch. You're probably right.

Porcupines do just fine, hence the occurance of baby porcupines. The porcupines know what they're doing, unlike Senate Republicans.

Colorado's Cory Gardner sure isn't listening. His staff are nicer, but Cory had the police rip disabled protestors out of his office, then blamed it on the police. Of course Cory didn't meet with them. He's the invisible Senator.

Chilly yesterday, Chile today, Chilli tomorrow?

Tainted by Association is my Soft Cell tribute band that only plays cover versions of "Windy", "Cherish", and "Along Comes Mary".

This is the weirdest goddamn timeline.

"Misted my cow! In two pieces!"

A great thread on the tweety about Trump's surprise…

Well, it didn't say "Thou shalt not ram thy car into this monument," did it?

Someone mentioned yesterday that Brandon might be a Mormon. He mentioned today that he went to BYU, which increases the probability somewhat.

Bumbie's Mom: https://m.youtube.com/watch…

Then there's what really happens in a clownfish colony…the scientifically accurate Finding Nemo would've had Nemo's dad change gender and become female so Nemo could mate with her. It's just science, but might be difficult for some to explain to their children.

> There was one about a robot serial killer!

Fighting is one thing, squeezing them into pokeballs is another, more…problematic venture.

I hate verisimilitude…