I get and respect what you're saying, but (spoilers for a thirty-year-old comic and an eight-year-old movie? Really?) the movie lost the intrigue of the island (a mystery!) and the story of the creative types Ozzy kidnapped. Also, I didn't like the movie's scapegoating of Doc M. I didn't find the reactors as clever as…

Maybe not all of it. Have parts that are commentary on what we're seeing in the main story.

Lindelhof fucks it up

What's blue and sounds like a bell?

More seriously, if they do the real ending, the Black Freighter, the island, and Under the Hood flashbacks, it could work. It could also take five seasons to get through the twelve issues.

Might be worth it if we get the inevitable Watchmen Babies spinoff.

Only thing Trump wants is for everybody to praise Trump.

They're takin' care of your health, all right, just like a hitman "takes care" of problems for his boss.

The insulin shock treatment is one of the most evil things ever conceived by doctors. Songwriter Townes van Zandt had it done to him when he was young and it blew away his long-term memory. They give you so much insulin you go into a coma, and then they pull you out and do it again and again until you're "cured" or…

He might know the Van Halen song.

He had on the frames, at least.

Ooo, that's a good lineup on @midnight.

You mean that he won't be playing the fool in public.

Lin-Manuel Miranda really likes "Bandstand", which has
choreography by the "Hamilton" choreographer.

You do good work. It's just that there are So. Many. Frogs.

"We can, *they* can't," thinks everybody.

Criminy. I was either born too soon or too late.

OK, now that we've accomplished this, can we *please* get back to turning all the frogs gay? We're on a schedule, people.

So you're saying that Car Hitler has not been born yet?

There was a band from Phoenix in the 90s called Jesus Chrysler Supercar. Maybe they can help.