Just tell him that Obama's too big of a wuss to go bald and Donnie'll be Lex Luthor smooth by daybreak.

He'll blame Obama, Hillary, George Soros, and fluoridated water.

Come on, he's the PM of Montenegro, not some common Republican congressional candidate from Montana. I'm sure he has people to do that for him.

Many people. The best people.

Self-described billionaire.

Divorce him on a weekend. He won't notice, he'll be on the golf course, eating the best chocolate cake.

There's a persistent rumor that they were all set to be divorced, papers signed and everything, then Donnie actually won the election.

Ha. Also, ew.

Look at Bill Gates. He has awful hair, and he's even a real billionaire.

I am, but I'm not even sure the rest of you exist.

Did anybody ever find all of the popes in the pizza?

David S. Pumpkins
David S. Pimpkins
David S. Popekins

So…is it odd that Melania and Ivanka wear headcoverings in The Vatican, but not Saudi Arabia? Or was that just for their meeting with the Pope?

I wonder if she wears bells and carries pepper spray.

Sometimes, you can see bobby pins. I was surprised he wasn't using his tie tape to hold it down.

Someone already put him in…there he is, behind the Pope's chair!

He got a full Italian dinner, guess that wasn't enough.

I guess the default ouster *was* the contingency plan. I wonder if the producers expect people to play the idols quickly after they're found, while reality is that they hold onto them as long as possible.

Gotcha. My apologies. I agree with your point.

I didn't keep count, but it felt like some people on the jury weren't really heard from.