Maybe the ship that Coulson is on is the Gardens of the Galaxy.

Daisy definitely has more chemistry with Robbie than she had with Ward or Lincoln, but leaving that unresolved would be fine. There's genuine affection and respect there, but it doesn't have to be anything different.

I don't care that Ward didn't come back. I kind of care that they weren't able to save Tripp and/or Hope. Ward got his redemption arc, he doesn't need to continue. Bringing Hope back would've been great for Mack & Yoyo's character development.

Robbie's first attack on Aida was holy fuck great. He's such a great character and played so well. I'm not invested in the Inhumans, but I'd watch the hell out of a Robbie Reyes Ghost Rider series.

This is why we need more Schoolhouse Rock.

"I'm important, Sergeys!"

I'm sure Trump will reassure us by claiming that this was the best meeting ever held in the Oval Office and that it was originally scheduled for 15 minutes, but lasted two hours.

So the right to bear arms was specifically about the right to use arms vs bears?

And her emails!

BJ Novak tweet: "I'm starting to think maybe we shouldn't have built our whole country on an Indian burial ground"

Train wreck? This shitstorm is unfair to shitstorms.

What do originalists think about the Bill of Rights? These are clearly amendments to the Constitution and include the 2nd amendment, which is one the originalists often cite as supergreatawesome. If the "original intent" was that the Constitution was some sort of perfect document, why did the founders allow amendments?

That's what he gets for running Windows XP.

We watched all five eps of The Handmaid's Tale this week. Great show. Then, today, I went to the grocery store. When the (older, female) checker handed me my receipt, she quietly said "Praise Be", which freaked me right the fuck out.

Might be fun for him to be legally dead for a while.

There were some funny character moments. I thought the cliffhanger was "Will Walter be able to open that bottle of wine?"

Did you pause to read Sylvester's blog entry? It read like fanfic.

[insert "pork barrel politics" joke here]

Scorpion Stupidities 3.25
Episode 3.25, Scorp Family Robinson
May 15, 2017