Gosh, now we'll probably need those for-profit prisons Sessions et al made it ok to use again a couple of months ago. Wotta coinkidink.

Spicey will bring the press briefing to you…

Headline is six words too long.

Some apocalyptic amusement from McSweeney's: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/…

Man, Aaron cannot keep a job, can he?

So now it can head off into the sunset?

The head of the US Census resigned today, too. He was converned about the huge budget cuts on the horizon.

I think Trump should golf more. Maybe do nothing but golf. Keeps him and us out of trouble.

Maybe not, but Pence is more likely to make Handmaid's Tale into reality.

Reminds me of the TNG episode where Q became human.

Immediately. I thought "Former owner Eleanor Shellstrop loved the place."

Maybe they blew the budget on last week's wedding spread.

Ok…Sylvester is super-geeky and super-paranoid, and likely hates the idea of flying over the ocean in a small jet. Seems like he would've rigged a satellite rescue device that would ping The Android's Dungeon guys every minute with his location, and, even if there *was* a goddamned EMP (there wouldn't be), they'd know…

We also got an asthma "joke" from Gilligan about Paige taking his breath away, so they worked a hypoxia reference in, too.

Let's hope commentary is all Ralph provides.

Scorpion Stupidities 3.23
Episode 3.23, Maroon 8
May 8, 2017

Prediction: Sylvester will calculate the odds against being rescued to far too many decimal places.

Yikes. She left you alone with nothing but Monk for two days? No surprise if you're still twitchy.

Also on tonight:
* Superior Donuts
* The Great Indoors
* Scorpion
* The Wall (aka Big Glowy Plinko)

If life gives you chiffon, make chiffonade.