Too bad the late, great John Vernon has passed, because no one says 0.0 like him. 

Sports radio is butt. 

Not the first tool to be outdone by a chainsaw.

I can’t believe how badly this team has fucked up its payroll situation. They’re screwed.

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

so why the fuck is that ugly prick on camera if that’s his criteria?

Does...Does this man have two watches?!

Nope.

What mystifies me is that you sat down, thought this out, typed these words out, had a chance to delete them all, but decided to press “Publish” instead. Have some respect, man.

i’m really not clear on why you felt compelled to include that.

I think it’s less “look how magnanimous I am” and more an acknowledgment that even the darkest posts on Deadspin often get flippant comments.

Don’t be that guy...

That poor beautiful baby girl. Rest In Peace, sugar. I cannot imagine the Millers pain....

I have a 21 month old daughter, and seeing that post made me go in to triple-check that she’s still breathing. Absolutely devistating. I can’t even begin to understand how that feels.

I can’t even imagine. Going to wake up my baby girls right now to tell them I love them.

Terrible

Couldn’t even imagine going through this. Let’s keep it civil everyone. Now’s not the time.

My son just turned 19 months old last week, and I have such anxiety any time I take him to the neighborhood pool. I try to tell myself to chill out, but reading this story may turn me into a helicopter parent for at least the next couple years. I can’t imagine the unfathomable pain of losing a child.

This is fucking awful.