High degree of difficulty there, whitewashing somebody’s hate speech and then turning around and slamming an entire city for having a shit soul. You might want to check yours for blemishes.

Presumably FIFA’s board took a little extra time to get everybody’s offshore accounts up and running before officially launching the investigation.

You’ll need a bigger boat for this +1

It says a lot about someone’s life choices when they’re forced to issue a public denial after a picture gets published of a naked man dry-humping a shark.

Those fiendish hackers are at it again! Breaking in to the smart phones of rich athletes and tweeting wholly believable content...

It’s all about the numbers.

I’m split on how I feel about this.

Wait, what?

Pressed for comment, A-Rod admitted that he considered a bid only if he could re-name the team, the Miami Centaurs.

Oubre shouldn’t drive so aggressively.

“Those aren’t pillows!!!”

Bingo. None of the Oilers are bothering to try to explain away Nurse initiating the contact. That was the grounds for their call.

Would somebody please grab Lucic’s rattle? He’s thrown it out of his stroller again.

I feel pretty good about naming my future son “Destroyer of Worlds” now. Although you know it’s only a matter of time before some other jackass parent names theirs “Deastroyar of Wearlds”.

Sorry - I figured the sarcasm was obvious. Next time I’ll use the Kinja sarcasm font.

They don’t even make military-grade protective gear strong enough to withstand the heat of this take.

Jeets can make a cup of unsweetened room temperature oatmeal seem spicy and flavorful in comparison.

Baseball fans... A hockey fan would have asked for stitches at her seat so she could catch the end of the game.

Your take, watery and tepid at its greatest extremity, is also dead-on correct. Anybody who thinks Niskanen had the time to calculate, assess and direct his energy in a way to generate maximum damage, within the span of .002 seconds and in the middle of a sprawling full-tilt melee in front of the net, is on meth.

MLB needs to start publicly standing up to this bullshit and taking away prime time exposure from Boston or any club where that happens. Fine the club, too. Only way that kind of backwater bullshit gets fixed is policing from within-both the club and other fans. What a disgrace.