So the defensive player who thought he knew offensive play calling better than the offensive coach is offended because he thought the radio host thought that he knew offensive play calling better than the defensive player. Got it.

Just don’t go in the water. Seriously. It’s not worth it.

Concur.

Classic internet overreaction.

I’d take Johnson over Bell predicated on the fact that Bell is human balsa wood.

it looks like he’s freaking skiiing moguls

His team is garbage (trust me, I live in Phoenix, I watch this in pain every week), but he does some seriously absurd shit every week. This clip might be the most incredible of the season, and you should consider putting it in the story.

The base models were pretty shit to drive.

I killed my 86 Cavalier with 3 payments left in the book. I was driving it to Autotrader to get pics taken of it for sale and I over revved turning left in front of traffic and spun a bearing. Fortunately, I had just purchased my Corvette. I put an 85 engine in it from a junkyard and gave it to my soon to be…

He phrased it dumbly, but he’s not necessarily wrong. One can find it funny to have a guy, especially some athletic guy with muscles and beard/stubble, dress like a woman without it being about MEN>WOMEN. It’s the juxtaposition, and the fact that he looks terrible in a dress designed for someone with entirely…

UPDATE: It turns out Army’s Athletic Director was informed of the dirty tricks just two days after the Wake Forest game, but apparently he didn’t say himself.

Bragg is quite lucky officials stopped to closely look at the video. All it takes is a little deception to turn a flop into a charge.

If you have a bone to pick, it is with the comments.

You should try it too since they were referring to the comments on the previous article, as alluded to by the OP. Good try, dipshit.

Can you ask Jezebel to cross post this just so they one billion unique clicks, and a few trillion comments?

When found by police Floyd was described as comfortably numb.

This guy really made me feel good about my vasectomy, in that any future sons I might have had could possibly have ended up like this guy.

Should have been parsley, because he’s a fucking herb.

The 31-year-old Torontonian commemorated his recent vasectomy with a celebratory photo shoot. In one photo, he tenderly cradles a head of kale like a green, leafy infant.

Alternatively, you can choose to have kids, AND THEN get a vasectomy. Or you can cradle kale like a fucking dipshit, and bask in your own smugness.