The good news for LaRussa is he has a job in Arizona still. The bad news is he lives near me so who knows if he’ll T-bone me while I’m coming home from a late night pizza run. Worse news is Donovan McNabb got his DUI on my street. At least Floyd had the decency to fall asleep in Scottsdale. Not like Uber isn’t a thing…

We called it whip pitch in my city. Played against the wall of the school. Batter, pitcher, one fielder, if there were more than 2 guys there. No bases. Ground ball past the pitcher is a single, liner that lands in the street is a 2b, hit the sidewalk or fence on the other side of the street, 3b, over the fence, HR.…

Nice. I haven’t seen that since I was 15. That was 1981. Welcome to the computer age.

Rants? Read it, again. Then look up the word misogynistic. Misogynistic people don’t volunteer at battered women’s shelters you pile of garbage. I do. I’m on call 24/7 to respond to calls of women who need help. What do you do? Yes, just as I expected. Nothing. I also work with troubled teens. It’s time for you to go…

More like “I read it, and you’re so right I’ll stop being a dick now.” I’d call you a pussy but your head might explode.

The worst part of my vasectomy was when they removed the tape from my chest while freeing my dong. ;)

So in your world “chick flick” is misogynistic? Google the term. At least 2 of the results on the first page will take to websites targeted at WOMEN. Just a few - Seventeen and mom.me. Pinterest, not known for being a macho space, has an entire section devoted to chick flicks. Not Movies That Appeal to Women. Then…

I have read it, and you aren’t making it better, dude. Just go ahead and say NO ONE SHOULD FUCK WITH ANOTHER PERSON’S PROPERTY NO MATTER WHAT THE SITUATION. Then you shall be cleansed. This isn’t about sympathy, man. I don’t “feel” sorry for a car or its owner. It’s about calling out bullshit behavior when it happens.…

“I wondered why I was soft as Puddy that night, but today I feel like a Newman.”

Doesn’t matter what the owner did you fucking idiot. Leave other people shit alone. Stop trying to absolve yourself of your ignorance.

I dont think you’re qualified to define stupid, or fucking stupid for that matter. If it isn’t yours, leave it alone you piece of shit. Get it? Probably not. Driving around with anything on your car is NOT poking a bee hive you gigantic idiot. It’s just some schmuck sharing an opinion. Your opinion of his opinion…

Of course. Now that the recounts aren’t handing the election to Hillary it’s time to crank out the “he’s stoopid” stories. And what better way to make Trump look stupid than to recap a 3rd person story from 2008.

Your sweet old gullible grandpa was a retard before dementia. Sorry.

Easy, Wolf. Let’s not fuck this up. We need our President to be a retard to make Hillary feel better.

To recap, a wrestler claims to have heard through someone else that the President Elect thought someone died in an explosion. And the best part is Hillary’s fart-box lickers are using Triple H as a credible media source.

Carrot Top?

I worked security at a club for just over a year to make money for our honeymoon. It was 1988-89. Drunk people say a lot of strange and sometimes hilarious things, and you are absolutely correct in saying that for the most part you can talk them out of a fight. But I remember a few times having to fight a drunk idiot,…

True, but I’ve heard that once you go Dak, you never go back.

I would count on it. And I would also count on him shooting himself instead of me.

Pryor is a nice kid from the suburbs, who is working hard at a new position. Pacman ain’t be likin’ dat. And Pacman is a gigantic dick. As for Jenkins, I can only assume Pryor asked him how it feels to be tazed and Jenkins took offense. Pryor isn’t going to lose much sleep over this, but Pacman will when he’s sleeping…