wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

I’m gonna use that blocked-ad revenue money to buy you some nice, soothing butt-salve, and a mohair washcloth with which to apply it. Because you’re worth it.

Also can your Ford F150 do this?

Nobody is asking the important question: how can somebody wear Tennessee and Alabama garb at the same time? I’m sure that breaks a region-wide law in the south.

Whoever buys these can hang this on thier garage wall for inspiration:

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

What on earth is that enormous rack for?

You say “van with a bed” like its a bad thing.

Other than the wheels, I like it. I’m guessing it doesn’t have that much less if not more horsepower than the original, better handling and more safety features and conveniences, win/win.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo Escape, dude.

Ford is running the risk of diluting the ST brand into meaningless drivel, much like Mercedes and BMW have done with AMG and M.

Only on Jalopnik:

maybe instead he should accept he will never “go off-roading” and that the illusion of adventure offered by SUVs is exactly how car makers convince sad, pathetic people to buy their wallowy oversized boring hatchbacks.

you want adventure? get a back pack and a plane ticket. you want to wallow around in an oversized…

i really appreciate that you went out of your way to find this guy and talk to him. this couldve been a “neat” story with just the wiki page, but the interview with the author put it over the top. I just wanted to recognize it.

This is why I read Jalopnik. Made my day.

Exclusive video of Chief Investigative Correspondent David Tracy infiltrating the secretive Ridgeline community

We all should be so dedicated to the cars we love, even the weird ones.

Thanks! I’d just like to mention that when I bought this car it was a salvage-titled nightmare ten seconds away from being scrapped, and now it’s traveling the PNW on adventures with we weekly, while still handling DD duties and the occasional track day. Dreams do come true!